Hello world, Ella, Jade and Nutty Jim. Am in the back of a beemer doing at least ninety somewhere on the A12 on my way to bloody Essex. No Essex girl jokes please. Just cos i'm moving there, doesn't mean I'll be donning the stilettos and bleach!
I miss you badasses already. how was maths? Did you do the humming thing again with the supply? Which one of you baggsied my seat by the window? It's so cool you can see the whole P.E. field from there. Year ten athletics come out at 2.10 on the dot so keep your beady eyes out for that gorg lushmonster himself, Sexy Jakey Baines. Get a photo on your iphone and send it straight over Jades, you beautiful fabulous friend, you. You are a total star. A great big shiny star - with extra sparkly sparkly bits on (in advance, of course. I retract all compliments if a piccy doesn't buzz into my inbox by 2.12 at the latest).
I cannot believe that bloody dumb old knobhead Dave made me move today and his house is miles away. I don't know why mum couldn't put her big fat foot down for once and insist that we stayed on at least 'til the end of the summer holidays - or, bloody hell, even to the beginning of the sodding holidays. She's such a total wimp when she's with Dave.
"Yes Dave-my-love, no Dave-my-love, three bags full of sick, Dave-my-love". She never would have let Dad boss her about like that.
Still at least I get to see Chloe, the new stepsie, tonight when she gets back from college. She texted me last week and said she'd take me out to the local haunts and meet all her "crew". Should be cool, I can't wait. Bet I'll be able to stay out well late when I'm with her and her buds. She's got a car - a mini with a union jack on the roof. Maybe Dave will buy me one when I'm 18. Only 4 long years to wait then.
Will let you know how it goes. Pip pip 'til then buddies. x
